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22-11-2009, 18:20
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osvjetljeni nebeski kutak
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Re: Cigani
Malo aktualizirati:
 Pita čovjek pet malih Roma: Djeco, znatel' vi šta je ananas? Djeca: Znamo ćiko, to je kad babo kupi kilu banana, pojedu on i mama, a-na-nas djecu se popiša! Sjedi cigo u biblioteci i cijelo vrijeme bulji u jednu studentkinju. Njoj pravo neugodno, šuti, šuti, pa onda kad nije više mogla izdržati kaže: - "Dečko, izvini, ali moraš znati jednu stvar....moje srce pripada nekom drugom..." Veli cigo: - "Ma nema veze, imaš ti i drugi organi." |
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29-01-2010, 21:31
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osvjetljeni nebeski kutak
Pridružen/a dana: Mar 2007
Postovi: 4,302
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Re: Cigani
Pita mali Cigo svojega tatu:
Tato, tato, a kakve su nam šanse da ove godine idemo na more? Sine moj šanse da idemo na more su 25 posto, a da ne idemo 100 posto! |
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30-01-2010, 11:39
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Ozbiljan kandidat
Pridružen/a dana: Oct 2008
Postovi: 342
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Re: Cigani
Quote:
 dobar  A ide jedan ovako... Zašto na ciganskoj svadbi u svakom kutu stoji komad mesa!? Da se muhe ne skupljaju na mladu. 
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01-02-2010, 19:31
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The time has come...
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Mjesto: Međuzemlje
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Re: Cigani
Quote:
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Isengard has been unleashed. The Eye of Sauron now turns to Gondor, the last free kingdom of men. His war on this country will come swiftly The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who, above all else, desire power. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others. And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all. High Fantasy and the Lord of the Rings Racial archetypes in modern fantasy, particularly Tolkien's epic story. http://www.lordoftherings.net/ The time has come... |
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07-04-2010, 10:08
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osvjetljeni nebeski kutak
Pridružen/a dana: Mar 2007
Postovi: 4,302
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Re: Cigani
Zašto se svi boje malog cige iz 1.c ?
Zato što mu tata ide u 8.b !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ovaj vic je došao sa Sopnice Jelkovec- Bandićevog kapitalnog projekta za 'kulturu' ovoga grada.... |
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05-06-2010, 22:19
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primitivčina
Pridružen/a dana: Feb 2010
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Re: Cigani
Kad cigo pere ruke, prije ili poslije pišanja?
- za vrijeme....
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